certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

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fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

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cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

(Source: wavesofenvy)

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

jcscheeks:

"Why’d i just say that?" jcscheeks:

"Why’d i just say that?"

jcscheeks:

"Why’d i just say that?"

(Source: pottorffscheeks)

thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

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didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people