dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
In 2009, Pratt was cast on Parks and Rec for a six-episode arc as the oafish boyfriend of Rashida Jones’ character. That soon changed. “Almost at the point of the audition we were like, ‘Oh, we have to reconceive this, because this guy’s the funniest person we’ve ever seen. We’re not letting that guy go,” says series co-creator Michael Schur - Entertainment Weekly
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
You know what is equally annoying? When family members, particularly grandparents, say “my baby”. I’m sorry, but did you carry that child in your uterus for 9+ months? Were you involved in the act of making that child? Do you have legal guardianship over this child? Then it is not YOUR child. It is MY child. Back off!
becca and i have two semi matching tattoos and according to this fandom that means we are dating. congratulations, becca, on all the sex you are receiving from me.
MA, she’s… *deep breath* she’s cheating on you… with… thesiswoes. And, I hate to say it, but… it’s giraffe love.
I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe
Me three. - Shota
If there ever comes a day when there are no more Deadpool cosplayers, I will gladly take up that mantle to keep the tradition going.
I dont evennlike marvel but this was just funny