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lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

Harry Potter Headcanons That Are Now Actually Canon:

thesiswoes:

prongs-and-padfoot:

  • Harry is an Auror
  • Ron was an Auror, but left to help George run Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
  • Hermione is head of the DMLE
  • Neville married Hannah Abbott, who is applying for the job of Matron at Hogwarts
  • They’re still friends with Victor Krum
  • Ginny is a journalist 
  • Percy is the head of the Department of Magical Transportation
  • Teddy is rebellious and him and Victoire snog, like, all the time
  • Rita Skeeter is still a huge bitch

JKR needs to stop reading fanfic.

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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